Workplace Daydreamer Gifts

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Lemonade Inc.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Inkwell Genie.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Thinking outside the cubicle

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Imagine there's no office...

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

Clock watcher

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."