Office Dreamer Gifts

"I'll keep thinking inside the box as long as they let me smoke in the box."

'Today you can achieve anything'

Time Clock.

"It's your job to dream of things that never were and ask 'why not' and it's my job to tell you."

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Thinking outside the cubicle

'Let's rock!'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

Man sees CEO door sign, imagines mirror letters, OEC

'Hopefully, his work will improve after he gets married.'

Corner pen.

'The company's expecting great things from you, young man.'

Imagine there's no office...

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

'I've been up here for 27 years -- when do I get a desk job?'

"That's the building that'll be yours someday. Assuming, people actually go back to working in an office again."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Businessmen's Dreams

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Lemonade Inc.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."