Home Office Dreamer Gifts

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

"first Sergeant, are you certain that I can't perform my jon from my home?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

Lumbar support animal

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Inkwell Genie.

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Imagine there's no office...

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Clock watcher

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Time Clock.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"