Home Office Visionary Gifts

Lumbar support animal

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I'm working from home today."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

"The good news is the company said I could work from home. The bad news is they made me take all my paperwork with me."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

"I want to work from home!"

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Sorry, sweetie, but I have the conference room booked for the next hour."

Studio in December

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"Good morning, Mother! We made you a desk salad."

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Self-Employment

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"

"Woof"

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'Enough EBAY already!'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

"Of course we don't mind you working from home - we'd just rather it was from your own home, Mr Webb."

Barking From Home