Office Dreamers Gifts

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Now that we're into cyber crime, it's time we get a nicer office."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Lemonade Inc.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Inkwell Genie.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Thinking outside the cubicle

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"The first of many cubicles..."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Clock watcher

Imagine there's no office...

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?