Big Desk Dreamers Gifts

'Well, he always said he wanted the biggest damn desk in the city.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Inkwell Genie.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

The toothfairy

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Thinking outside the cubicle

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"The first of many cubicles..."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Clock watcher

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

Imagine there's no office...

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'