Management Dreamers Gifts

"Does anyone know where the Leadership class is?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Lemonade Inc.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

If only it was true...'I'm raising all your salaries by 50%...'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

If John Lennon had gone into strategic management.

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."