Management Dreamer Gifts

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Lemonade Inc.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Imagine there's no office...

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Time Clock.

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."