Leadership Dreamer Gifts

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Lemonade Inc.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

S.S.dot.com

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"Your entire business plan is to get a loan from me?"

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"