Leadership Dreamers Gifts

"On my course they said that management was like origami...."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Lemonade Inc.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Ladder of Success.

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

My Hero

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'