Leadership Dreamers Gifts

'I don't want to be president when I grow up, I want to be Donald Trump.'

"On my course they said that management was like origami...."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Lemonade Inc.

"So, what do you do for play?"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

Ladder of Success.

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

My Hero

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'