Business Dreamer Gifts

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

"You told him he should start his own business."

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'Minority business' taking off

"One day son this will all be yours, but not yet - so get back to your desk and do some work."

'Look at it out there, Jones. Successful businesses as far as the eyes can see... We're gonna need some curtains.'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

The Duck Simulator 3000 is going to make me millions!

"I thought I would put in the details later."

"Before we start planning our next brilliant foray into the global economy, I suggest we first figure out how we're going to pay our local electric bill!"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'What am I going to do with the money? Open a little old lady store.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

'I'm tired of flirting with success - I want it to commit.'

'I'd like to borrow enough to buy this bank.'

'Do you realize, this is a land of opportunity?' - 'Yes, anyone can become a tax payer.'

So you want to open a pet store. Yes, all I need is a little seed money.

"You have a great philosophy, and, with your permission, I think I can turn it into a ton of money."

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Lemonade Inc.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Money Plant.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"