Fantasy Business Dreamer Gifts

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Lemonade Inc.

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Money Plant.

Hot Air Balloon

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

'You may have three mergers.'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

Wordplay: Me.

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

Hugs 50 cents

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."