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"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Lemonade Inc.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

Thinking outside the cubicle

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Imagine there's no office...

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'I just happened to be in the right place at the right time to make CEO.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Time Clock.

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'Let's rock!'

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."