Desk Daydreamer Gifts

'Today you can achieve anything'

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

Profits and bonuses.

'Don't worry, Mr. Smathers, he'll get on the report as soon as he's finished his poem.'

'I stopped working hours ago, this is pure inertia, baby.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

'Well, if you need me to, I could put in more hours and do the bad work I do when I'm tired.'

Clock watcher

'When I think of all the homework my dog ate, I can hardly believe that I'm sitting at this desk.'

Man opening window.

'Cudlow, who do you think you're working for...the government?'

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

'Ever thought of early retirement?'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Will you please go away, can't you see that I'm busy?"

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Think - Thought.

Multitasking.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

What are you doing? Surely the Zapco Chemical Audit is enough fun for anyone.

'Doherty is leaning towards early retirement.'

'When I concentrate (yawn) on what I'm doing, it makes my work more difficult to do.'

Inkwell Genie.

Summer at his desk.

Writer's irony.

Business cartoon showing an uninvolved business man at his desk and thinking 'blah'.