Desk Dreamer Gifts

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."

All my silver linings have clouds around them.

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Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

'Oh wow, my own desk!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"I forgot to charge my brain last night so I'm going to spend the rest of the day staring at the wall."

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Artist and Musician

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'