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Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."

Furniture Factory. Chairs Div. I enjoy making chairs, but I'd like to get a desk job eventually.

All my silver linings have clouds around them.

Desk Request

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

'Oh wow, my own desk!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"I forgot to charge my brain last night so I'm going to spend the rest of the day staring at the wall."

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Artist and Musician

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"