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Emergency case in worker's cubicle: In case of lottery win, break glass.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

Inkwell Genie.

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

Thinking outside the cubicle

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"The first of many cubicles..."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Clock watcher

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Imagine there's no office...

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Time Clock.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."