Deskbound Dreamer T-Shirts

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

How's the sweater coming along?

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"He was almost caught up to the 90's."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Giraffe Portrait

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Inkwell Genie.

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Space for Lease.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'