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'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Inkwell Genie.

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Thinking outside the cubicle

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

Clock watcher

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"The first of many cubicles..."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Imagine there's no office...

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"Business is fun, isn't it?"