Home-time Dreamer T-Shirts

Clock Watching

Night-time halo

Barcode Dreams

Big screen TV.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

D.I.Y

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Clock watcher

'Think outside the seed.'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

Upgrade to premium to enjoy this dream without ad interruptions.

'Super size me!!'

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Book Shop: DYI section

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Bedtime Reading

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

Bed time stories

Anteater goes on the rampage in cinema,

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

Job centre

'You have a comfortable home, three beautiful children, a husband who is devoted to you - what could you possibly want with nuclear capability?'

Cat Lady

"It's just not the same."

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"