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No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

Bob's Driving School.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

"Sorry, I've got gas."

"I never know what to tip a drone."

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"I've got to be honest. It's going to be hard to find you a position that offers 40 days of personal time."

"Don't even think about it."

Heavenly internet connection

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

'It's a great plan, but we'll need a human being to be front man.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Bus stop and reader

"My answers to the Custom Cruiser Magazine reader survey! If it's among the first 50 returned, I win a set of cruiser tires!"

Imagine the Traffic

"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."

'We can't give you family leave so you can have time away from your husband and kids.'

"Ah...the open road."

'I thought you were at your Grandmother's funeral - buried at sea, was she?'

Clock Watching

Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.

I love my TV.

Train set.