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Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Can that be right?"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Dairy Devil

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'The penguin is upset...'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

I love my motor.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Get ready ... Get set ...

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'