Drive Time Enthusiast Mugs

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

The rocket powered skiier

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

A day at the transgenic races

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Can that be right?"

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

Man helping a mini learner driver

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'The penguin is upset...'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Skier flying past mountains

I love my motor.

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Speeding Forklift

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'