Slow Driving Enthusiast Mugs

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Snail Racing

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Man helping a mini learner driver

Dairy Devil

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Skier flying past mountains

I love my motor.

Speeding Forklift

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Get ready ... Get set ...

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'