Slow Drivers Mugs

Princess Snail Ride

Snail Racing

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Route 666.

Heavy Traffic.

'I need to get a bigger place.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Gas eyedropper.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

'Another short-cut, dear?'

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

Parking

"He's in lockdown."

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

Retired Snails.

'Whoa - you're not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, mister backseat psychopath!'

'Are we there yet?'

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

"Are we there yet."