Slow Mover Mugs

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

Snail Racing

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Leaping

"We haven't danced in ages."

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"What do you mean you want to slow things down?"

Vote Centrist

"Do you realize this is the third time we've gotten mad at the government and moved to Canada for good?"

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Retired Snails.

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

'Are we there yet?'

"We're using analytics now for our teacher evaluations, and it seems your exit velocity at dismissal time is the highest in the school."

"Are we there yet."

Princess Snail Ride

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

"We've been intersnailing."

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

"I went rollerskating last weekend

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."

"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."

George finally found some friends who could keep pace with his rigorous training.'

Boredband Internet

Let's face it, it just wasn't for us

'How should I know how far it is to Yuma by way the crow flies! My way is about 40 years.'