Slow Drivers Gifts

Princess Snail Ride

Snail Racing

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Route 666.

Heavy Traffic.

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Gas eyedropper.

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Another short-cut, dear?'

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

GPS: 'Sorry return to the main road.'

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

Frog rearview mirror ornaments.

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Baby kangaroo has a seatbelt on.

Parking

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'Whoa - you're not murdering anybody today until you get your seat belt on, mister backseat psychopath!'

Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.

Retired Snails.

"He's in lockdown."

'Are we there yet?'

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.