Deal With Slow Drivers Gifts

"Al, stop honking at the car ahead to move faster! This is a funeral procession."

"I need to tinkle."

Cats on Board.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Snail Racing

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Grim reaper ambulance

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'I need to get a bigger place.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

Formula One car models

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Formula One

Fast food

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Bahrain F1

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Micheal Schumacher.

The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived

"Err...When I said straight over at the round-about..."

"Change down you fool! You can't hit a hairpin at that speed!"

Recently Retired NASCAR Driver.

Formula One eco helmet

The rally driver's breakfast

Funky Auto Repair: 'Bad driver special: But first repair job, get 2nd repair job, half price'