Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.
Budget-conscious Drivers Gifts
Looking for gifts for budget-conscious drivers? Find charming and witty items that celebrate smart driving, saving on fuel, and enjoying the journey without breaking the bank. These products make thoughtful surprises for those who value value and fun behind the wheel.
'For a little less money, we can offer you a manual inflating air bag.'
"Fill 'er 'up'...'up'...and 'up' again?!"
"Back so soon?"
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."
"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"
'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'
Underwater on the Car
'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'
Garage Music
'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'
Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
I think I can...
'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'
'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'
"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."
'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'
Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'
Affordable housing
Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.
Low income vampires.
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.
Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)
'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'
'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'
"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"
'Computer Prices' blowing away you money
'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'
G.P.S. for Poor Math Students
"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."
"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"
'Granted, the burros are a lot slower than chair lifts. But for a quarter the price of a regular lift ticket, I'm all for it.'
Budget-conscious Drivers Gifts Collection
Budget-conscious Drivers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs to find perfect gifts that honor the clever driver and their wallet-smart approach to the road.
Budget-conscious Drivers Pillows
Discover pillows that add personality and humor to your loved one's space, celebrating their savvy driving style.
Budget-conscious Drivers Prints
Browse our prints for vibrant, witty artwork that resonates with the budget-conscious driver’s love for the open road and savings.
Budget-conscious Drivers T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirt selection—ideal gifts for drivers who love to combine humor, style, and smart saving on every trip.