'Fill it up with last weeks gas. You know, the stuff that was 50 cents cheaper.'
Price-savvy Driver Gifts
Searching for a budget-friendly gift for the price-conscious driver? Our selection features witty and fun products that celebrate their love for driving without breaking the bank. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, find the ideal gift that matches their savvy style and sense of humor. Make their driving experience more delightful and show your appreciation with affordable, creative presents that highlight their savvy approach to life behind the wheel.
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
Sale.
"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."
Underwater on the Car
Crisis Buzz.
"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"
Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!
Rap-Nav.
I think I can...
"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."
"No one can afford to eat us anymore."
'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'
LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'
"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."
'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'
"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"
Affordable housing
Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'
No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.
Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)
Low income vampires.
'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'
G.P.S. for Poor Math Students
January Sales
'Computer Prices' blowing away you money
Avocado Prices
'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'
'Granted, the burros are a lot slower than chair lifts. But for a quarter the price of a regular lift ticket, I'm all for it.'
Pharmacy. These days a miracle drug is one that I can afford.
Small Loans For SUV Fuel
'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'
One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.
'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'
Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.
Price-savvy Driver Gifts Collection
Price-savvy Driver Mugs
Browse our collection of witty mugs for the go-getter driver. Find the perfect caffeinated companion that makes a statement every morning.
Price-savvy Driver Pillows
Shop our fun and affordable pillows for relaxing after driving. Add a humorous touch to their lounge or bedroom with these cozy decor pieces.
Price-savvy Driver Prints
Discover creative prints celebrating the savvy motorist. These eye-catching artworks are ideal for adding personality to any space without breaking your budget.
Price-savvy Driver T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts for the smart driver. Comfortable, funny, and budget-friendly, they make great casual wear for any road enthusiast.