Economic Savvy Driver Gifts

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Underwater on the Car

Oil shock.

Bio Fuels.

Natural gas

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

"Sometimes I don't think you're listening to me!"

I think I can...

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

Rap-Nav.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

The first unfriendly takeover

'As a rationalization specialist I actually have a concept to cut our deficit quickly and effectively - Just do a head stand'!

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'We can still rise to the occasion but, in light of bad press, just not in the company-owned plane.'

CEO, 'The buck stops here & becomes part of my next bonus'.

Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."