Economic Savvy Friend Gifts

Davos, World Economic Forum - The widening gap.

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

A collective sigh of relief.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Money down the drain.

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

God throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"Just got of the phone with Alex Jones. He tells me the illuminati lizards are approaching the moon. do we have space force on this?"

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

A chill wind is blowing...

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

Rural sector feeding the banks money.

"Dear economists, we need a decision!"

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