Fiscally Savvy Friend Gifts

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"We're going to need more pets."

'How much did you save this year?'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'I think we may have an income problem.'

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"We've got a new financial advisor. I asked him how to cut down on out of pocket expenses and he said to stop wearing clothes with pockets."

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"The company must save money. That's why we've got to be easy on the carpet."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"You're home early. Was it your round?"

Gas prices up.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."