Financially Savvy Friends Gifts

"It was a scam, but how was I to know..."

'Look at that; we got a table with the same number as your credit score.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Expensive greeting cards.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"You were the one who said we couldn't afford a new vacuum, so stop moaning and suck harder!"

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

"Betty, we're paying through the nose for that plastic surgery! Just look at that visa and discovery bill!"

Things of the past...

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

"Remember when all this was free?"

Non-Profit-Organization

Display of graduation cards labeled: over $10,000 in loans; over $25,000 in loans; over $50,000 in loans; over $100,00 in loans

Staying together for the pension.

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

"Have beer and fags gone up, yet?"

'I didn't run for class president because I was unsure if your credit rating could stand the scrutiny.'