Financially Savvy Feathered Friends Gifts

"Betty, we're paying through the nose for that plastic surgery! Just look at that visa and discovery bill!"

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

Saving for Retirement.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

"Wanna join the mile-high club?"

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"You'd think having nine lives, we'd be better at retirement planning."

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

'My dog is worried about the economy because dog food is up to 50p a can... that's about £3.50 in dog money!'

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

The late bird orders a take away.

'Remember...change comes from within.'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

Witch Parrot

No Caption. (A bird feeder is shown with a drive-thru window).

"And to think I used to worry about her showing up on our doorstep with a little bundle of joy..."

Heating Bill Prison

'Making me laugh is not going to help your overdraft, Mr Hambone.'

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

'You must think I'm made of money! We can't afford both a cruise and a divorce in the same year!'

"I did warn you about the after effects."

'Acme investments, featuring: Catnip stocks, catnip futures...'

"It's getting harder and harder to find a man with a head on his shoulders."

'Waltrip has Male Pattern Salary.'

'Look at that; we got a table with the same number as your credit score.'

Safe investor

College. Here's your diploma

"She's in a borrowed dress and I'm in a rented tux...throw money!"