Flirty Feathered Friends Gifts

"Wanna join the mile-high club?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Cat in a tank...

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Ornithologist

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Parrot

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Canada Goose