Foodie Feathered Friends Gifts

The late bird orders a take away.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Family with pets.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Parrot

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"Wanna join the mile-high club?"

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Bird Guide.

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"He's always been good with animals"