Feathered Foodie Gifts

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

My wife says she has to have your suet recipe. Seed.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Ornithologist

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Canada Goose

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Parrot

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'