Feathered Foodie Mugs

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

Ornithologist

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Canada Goose

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Parrot

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."