Financial Fido Friend Gifts

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

Saving for Retirement.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

Display of graduation cards labeled: over $10,000 in loans; over $25,000 in loans; over $50,000 in loans; over $100,00 in loans

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Have beer and fags gone up, yet?"

'I didn't run for class president because I was unsure if your credit rating could stand the scrutiny.'

'...anything else, sir?'

'We're returning to a more traditional form of banking.'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

'Making me laugh is not going to help your overdraft, Mr Hambone.'

Heating Bill Prison

"And to think I used to worry about her showing up on our doorstep with a little bundle of joy..."

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'You must think I'm made of money! We can't afford both a cruise and a divorce in the same year!'

'Waltrip has Male Pattern Salary.'

'Look at that; we got a table with the same number as your credit score.'

Safe investor

'Speak for yourself.'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

"It was a scam, but how was I to know..."