Financial Fido Friend Pillows

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Saving for Retirement.

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"Betty, we're paying through the nose for that plastic surgery! Just look at that visa and discovery bill!"

'Since my bone marrow transplant, the dog doesn't know me!'

"Good boy."

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

Display of graduation cards labeled: over $10,000 in loans; over $25,000 in loans; over $50,000 in loans; over $100,00 in loans

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Have beer and fags gone up, yet?"

'I didn't run for class president because I was unsure if your credit rating could stand the scrutiny.'

'Remember...change comes from within.'

'...anything else, sir?'

'We're returning to a more traditional form of banking.'

Bad cat - Credit Card.

Heating Bill Prison

"And to think I used to worry about her showing up on our doorstep with a little bundle of joy..."

'Making me laugh is not going to help your overdraft, Mr Hambone.'

'Do you have a dog biscuit ETF, chew toy ETF, rawhide bone eTF. . .?'

Dog has a hi-yeild inbox full of bones.

'You must think I'm made of money! We can't afford both a cruise and a divorce in the same year!'

'Waltrip has Male Pattern Salary.'

'Look at that; we got a table with the same number as your credit score.'

'Speak for yourself.'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

College. Here's your diploma

Safe investor