Financial Savvy Friend Pillows

'You must think I'm made of money! We can't afford both a cruise and a divorce in the same year!'

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

"And to think I used to worry about her showing up on our doorstep with a little bundle of joy..."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

Because of our tightening budget, I had to turn off the lights at the end of the tunnel.

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

"He's quick with the birds and the bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears. . ."

Non-Profit-Organization

Display of graduation cards labeled: over $10,000 in loans; over $25,000 in loans; over $50,000 in loans; over $100,00 in loans

'It's the bank's Small Business Advisor to see you, dear.'

Staying together for the pension.

"Carl has decided that, with the economy being the way it is, he's going to be a stay at home son."

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

IRS, 'I can grant you an extension, but it's going to COST you.'