Dog Lover With A Financial Twist Gifts

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Gym Dog

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Teacher's pet dog

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Beware of SUV.'

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

Houdini's Dog

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'How to make money in the stock market.'

'The homework ate my dog.'

Beware of the dog.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

"I promised him he could have a pet."

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

Pavement Art.

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'It's a good living. They train you to do default swaps and you get paid in seals.'

"I hate it when his yes man is on vacation. I have to come here every day for two weeks and wag my tail nonstop."

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

"You're late."