Dog Lover In Business Gifts

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

I like you and I like your company!

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Who's next?"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

Cut-throat Environment

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

The entire team applauds you.

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'it's the field office.'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."