Business-minded Canine Enthusiast Gifts

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

I like you and I like your company!

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'it's the field office.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

"It all started out just fetching sticks, and the business sort of grew from there."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."

"Manager does not do tricks."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

'Stocks rose on news of a proposal to have greed' dropped from the seven cardinal sins.'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

'Damn - that was my idea.'

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Can I offer you anything?"

'...anything else, sir?'