Corporate Canine Enthusiast Gifts

"The Annual Report looks good."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

Cut-throat Environment

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Catch any good mice lately?'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

'it's the field office.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

Dog Food Co.

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

As a consultant to high level CEO's he had ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Manager does not do tricks."

'Step in here Henshaw, I need a hug'.

Meerkats in the Office

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"