Corporate Canine Gifts

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

The entire team applauds you.

Cut-throat Environment

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

"Manager does not do tricks."

Dog Food Co.

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

'I hear you have a side business.'

Meerkats in the Office

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."

"The Annual Report looks good."