Dog-loving Executive Gifts

"Can I offer you anything?"

"You're not being singled out, Bowzer. This is to remind all employees about sexual harassment."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Who's next?"

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

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'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Gentlemen, circle around on the spot several times and be seated.' - At the dog AGM

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

Dog Food Co.

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

"Manager does not do tricks."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

"The Annual Report looks good."