Dog-loving Execs Gifts

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"He likes it."

I like you and I like your company!

"Who's next?"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Cut-throat Environment

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

The entire team applauds you.

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

dog-come ingo out boxes

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

"Manager does not do tricks."

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

Dog Food Co.

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

'I hear you have a side business.'

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"I'm taking him out to do his 'job'."

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'