Dog Person In Corporate World Gifts

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

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"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

The entire team applauds you.

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

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'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"What's our policy on pets?"

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"Manager does not do tricks."

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'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

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'I hear you have a side business.'

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

"The Annual Report looks good."

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."