Dog Person In Corporate World Gifts

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

I like you and I like your company!

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

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The entire team applauds you.

"He's a bad dog, but a good CEO."

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

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'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"If our proposal's a success, control yourself and don't start running around the room barking."

"What's our policy on pets?"

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

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"Manager does not do tricks."

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

'I hear you have a side business.'

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"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

"It's a common error. I'm a bison, but I'm from Buffalo."

'I hate when I give away a good bargaining position in negotiations by my darn tail!'

"The Annual Report looks good."

"Turner, I'm putting you on a shorter leash."